France completed a stunning 14-0 rout of 10-man Gibraltar in a Euro 2024 qualifier on Saturday That’s why you’re here; to revel in the schadenfreude and bask in the glow of an utter beatdown.
France’s victory was a perfect storm of talent deficit and poor luck. France was already expected to paste the perennially semi-pro Gibraltan squad, but that was before defender Ethan Santos managed to complete the brace of shame by scoring an own goal and drawing a red card within the first 18 minutes of the game. The floodgates subsequently opened, the angels and/or demons sang, etc. It was the biggest victory in Euro qualification history. But was it the most embarrassing?
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If anything, it’s more a testament to Gibraltar’s penchant for punching above their weight that something like this hasn’t happened before. The territory is two and a half square miles, 66% of it is a mountain, and it might have more boat-sinking killer whales than soccer players. Despite that, this is the first time they’ve ever given up double-digit goals in an international match. They’ve even notched a few wins along the way.
14-0 is rough, but is it the most embarrassing loss in the world? Not quite.
The many historic losses of San Marino
If you want to talk embarrassing, there’s San Marino, the country Gibraltar lifted the unfortunate record for biggest Euro qualification loss from. Their last victory came in 2004 in a friendly against Liechtenstein; in fact, that game is their only victory ever.
Instead, San Marino collects impressive losses like nobody’s business. They’ve lost 9-0 on four separate occasions, three times in Euro qualification matches and once in World Cup qualification. They can add to that a 10-1 loss against Belgium, 10-0 losses to England and Norway, and an 11-0 loss to the Netherlands all in either Euro or World Cup qualification matches.
And then, there is the granddaddy of them all: a 13-0 loss to Germany on home soil in qualification for Euro 2008. Germany were up 11-0 against a full-strength San Marino with 20 minutes left in this game. If anything, they let up.
France needed three goals in the final 10 minutes of Saturday’s match against 10-man Gibraltar to hit 14 and break Germany’s record. Believe what you want, but this still seems like a worse loss to us.
Spain 12-1 Malta, Euro 1984 qualifying
This one’s interesting because every single goal in this match mattered. In most of these blowout losses, people are scoring for fun at the end. There aren’t huge stakes in the second half.
But in 1983, Spain needed to beat Malta by 11 goals in order to squeak past the Netherlands on a deep tiebreaker. And Malta didn’t seem content to just roll over and let Spain have it, at one point leveling the score at 1-1 with a goal of their own and keeping things relatively competitive with a score of 3-1 favoring Spain at half-time. Then the second half happened.
With each rippling of the net, there’s a sense of dread that creeps into the faces of the Maltese defenders. But again, Spain needed every single goal, and so the stakes of the game continue to be raised as they inched closer and closer to the seemingly impossible tally. By the end of the game, the Spanish fans are in delirium and Malta in shock and horror. Truly a game to forget.
