Sometimes all the talk is too much.
Sometimes you don’t have time to read the full story.
Sometimes you just need a Three Word Analysis.
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Every team analysed after Round 3 in just three words.
ADELAIDE CROWS: Requesting vote recount.
BRISBANE LIONS: Jekyll and Hyde.
CARLTON: Patrick bloody Cripps.
COLLINGWOOD: Undefeated and Fly-ing.
ESSENDON: Back to reality.
FREMANTLE: Sorry, Luke Jackson.
GEELONG CATS: Super size hangover.
GOLD COAST SUNS: Back on track.
GWS GIANTS: Arms out, dissent.
HAWTHORN: Winning… it’s nice.
MELBOURNE: Jacob van Roooooooyen.
NORTH MELBOURNE: LDU withdrawal hurt.
PORT ADELAIDE: Pressure gauge soaring.
RICHMOND: Scoreboard flattered them.
ST KILDA: Very happy 150th.
SYDNEY SWANS: Big reality check.
WEST COAST EAGLES: The walking wounded.
WESTERN BULLDOGS: Jamarra’s powerful statement.
