Premier League panic index: Why Chelsea, Liverpool, Leicester and others are feeling the heat

Premier League panic index: Why Chelsea, Liverpool, Leicester and others are feeling the heat

Two things have become abundantly clear in the opening weeks of the Premier League season: Everyone has way too much money to burn, and almost no one is enjoying themselves. You could even make the case that money has made almost no one any better.

Chelsea spent $310 million in transfer fees to seemingly become a thinner team at the front and back and fire their Champions League-winning manager after losing to Dinamo Zagreb. (In turn, they plucked away the manager of one of the league’s only 100% positive stories, Brighton.)

Manchester United spent $264 million to get blown out by Brentford and, after a brief rally, lose at home to Real Sociedad. Liverpool spent $99 million to watch its midfield depth issues get worse, draw with Everton and get overrun by Napoli.

West Ham spent $200 million to sit in the relegation zone, and Aston Villa has spent $220 million over two years to nearly join them. Nottingham Forest spent $178 million to watch its odds of relegation barely change.

Wolves spent $150 million to become a more cartoonish version of their “soccer without goals” selves. Everton paid $94 million to trade Richarlison for Neal Maupay and go nearly four months (and counting) between wins.

Hell, Manchester City spent $153 million and brought in the goal-scoring son of Odin himself (okay, son of Alfie), Erling Haaland, all to basically stay the same. (They’ve scored 20 goals in their first six EPL matches with him; they scored 24 in their last six without him.)

Acknowledging that teams could jell and improve as new pieces better get to know their surroundings — and acknowledging that Leicester has attempted to avoid ridiculous spending and is currently in last place (and you evidently have to light your checkbook on fire just to keep up) — there are lots of different forms of anxiety in the Premier League. This piece could talk about just about any team, but here are six that are feeling distinct types of anxiety at the moment.