The nightmare returns; what’s their brand? Three Word Analysis

Sometimes all the talk is too much.

Sometimes you don’t have time to read the full story.

Sometimes you just need a Three Word Analysis.

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Round 6

Every team analysed after Round 6 in just three words.

ADELAIDE CROWS: Fog’s goalkicking godlike.

BRISBANE LIONS: Charlie’s engine revving.

CARLTON: What’s their brand?

COLLINGWOOD: Play on Tuesday.

ESSENDON: Play on Tuesday.

FREMANTLE: Fake footy exposed.

GEELONG: Home sweet home.

GOLD COAST SUNS: Please, not Touk…

GWS GIANTS: Showed good fight.

HAWTHORN: Yet more heartbreak.

MELBOURNE: Play on Monday.

NORTH MELBOURNE: Another reality check.

PORT ADELAIDE: As they should’ve.

RICHMOND: Play on Monday.

ST KILDA: Ross’ revolution real.

SYDNEY SWANS: The nightmare returns.

WEST COAST EAGLES: Shining light – Williams?

WESTERN BULLDOGS: No Lobster Tears.